Wednesday, December 27, 2006

A Timely Piece of NONSENSE

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED         1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?      2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are      3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas     4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me     5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....    
6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me    
7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire    
8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why     9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?    
10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - - - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, 
This timely piece of nonsense was sent to me today by my good and loyal friend Tom Gleeson. Timely because I can get too serious some of the time. However, the writer of these posts does have a sense of humour contrary to suppositions.

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